It's simple. When money printer go brrr, $HEDGECOIN go moon. 🚀
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$HEDGECOIN is the world's first literal hedge against inflation. While economists debate complex theories, we've simplified it:
"Why didn't I think of this before losing all my money to inflation?"
— Average Fiat Enjoyer
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Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
One billion $HEDGECOIN. Not too many, not too few.
0% Buy / 0% Sell
No taxes. We're not the IRS.
Liquidity/Market:100%
Team:0%
Marketing:0%
Contract: 577QAp8S7JAN...7c1b9z1jpump
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Complicated, boring, loses value
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Hedge Wisdom:
"In a world of volatile assets, be the steady $HEDGECOIN that provides shelter from the storm."
- Ancient Hedge Proverb